By now we’re all well aware of Sarah Palin’s obscene shopping spree intended to refresh her wardrobe. Apparently, she was instructed to purchase 3-4 suits, and ultimately the Republican National Committee ended up with a $150,000 in its lap. So, inspired by her inexplicable ability to blow through this massive amount of cash at a moment’s notice, I present my selections — should the RNC happen to hand it’s credit card over to me. At a measly $24,630, the grand total doesn’t even begin to make a dent in the conservative minx’s spending binge.    

Starting at the top left: Bally, Silk paisley print dress, $1,395; Sonia by Sonia Rykiel, Long belted sweater dress, $660; DKNY, Floral lace tank dress, $295; Proenza Schouler, Silk origami dress, $1,095; DKNY, Printed tunic dress, $295; Oscar de la Renta, Leaf appliqué dress, $4,450; Alexander McQueen, Embroidered balconette dress, $4,995; Alexander McQueen, Side peplum dress, $5,720; Nathan Jenden, Alma ruffle dress, $1,445; Vivienne Westwood Anglomania, Nymphs shirt dress, $795; Matthew Williamson, Albertine floral dress, $2,700; McQ, Arrow print dress, $785

All pieces available at Net-A-Porter.com.