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April 8th, 2008 · No Comments

The following signs are parodies of actual signs found on the Homeland Security Web site.

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

To eliminate smallpox, wash with soap, water, and at least one (1) armless hand under a faucet without a sink.

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: Watch your head.

Visit www.safenow.org to see the whole lot.

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